YOU GOTTA HAVE A LITTLE HUMOR
 
Taxi drivers call me "The Bag Lady"
The EMS Tech. says I'm a "Flirt"
The doctors say I'm "Complicated" 
I just wish it didn't hurt.
 
My dog - he won't come near me
My friends all ran away
My mom hangs in and drives me
While I vomit all the way.

I finally got asked on a date

We went out just last night
The GP started up again -
Darn, another man in flight.
 
But now I have 700 friends
Who know just what I mean
We laugh and cry and wonder why
Sharing E-mail in between.

Catherine Benton  Sept. 2002

 

 

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